The Awesomeist Girlfriend
Melanie sent me this email last night while I was out having dinner with Stephen. I didn't get it 'till just now:
DanIEL!!
...DanIEL!!
Daniel was a boy...
Well, he was a DRAGON boy!
Well....okay, he was my boy.
But he was DANIEL!
Eatinatin at the rest'RANT!
Ridinatin on the subWAY!
Kissinatin...the girlfriend.
And Mel says DON'T DO THAT!
BUT HE DOES IT ANYWAY!
...and Daniel takes a SIESTA!
ps: you have the sexiest face ever.
For the internet-savvy, you may have noticed the reference to Falcor the Urinator. Melanie rocks so hard.
Comments
Lara
16 Aug 2007, 3:09 p.m. |
The truly internet-savvy would know that Falcor the Urinator is merely a reference to Trogdor the Burninator, of Homestar Runner fame.
Lara
16 Aug 2007, 3:09 p.m. |
PS: Melanie rules.
Daniel
16 Aug 2007, 4:03 p.m. |
I like Falcor better than Trogdor :-P But yeah, I knew about the original.
Lara
16 Aug 2007, 6:34 p.m. |
That's it. We are no longer friends. GOOD RIDDANCE DAN.
Melanie
17 Aug 2007, 12:22 a.m. |
The PS is not officially part of the song. I just want to clear that up.
noreen
17 Aug 2007, 6:19 a.m. |
0.o
Scott
18 Aug 2007, midnight |
That decides it. Time to have Mel put down.
Melanie
15 Sep 2011, 5:51 p.m. |
Wow, this is hilarious. I wish I had a girlfriend like me.
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