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Faith Fighter: Buddha Kicks All Your Asses

January 23, 2008 21:27 +0000  |  Blasphemy Religion 0

Once again, Bill has sent me a link to something awesome. Faith Fighter is a Street-Fighter II style Flash game in which you choose your holy figure and work your way through the pantheon of the world's gods, kicking ass and taking names.

I picked Buddha and beat the hell out of God, Jesus, Muhammad, Budai, Ganesha and made my way to the top... a mystery opponent -- you'll just have to play to find out who it is.

As Bill said, "Play it now, before someone burns the server down".

The LOLCat Bible

January 10, 2008 22:34 +0000  |  Blasphemy Religion 0

A couple guys at work introduced me to this yesterday and I can't stop grinning at the pure blasphemy of it all. The LOLCat Bible is a wiki-based bible written entirely in the Lolcat language. Here's a sample of the first few versus that inspired the work:

In teh beginning, Invisible Man make univerz. Invisible Earth wuz invisible. Invisible Man say, "I can has light" Gots light. Light iz good, iz not dark. Invisible Man can has day and night. It be furst.

Invisible Man can has expanz. Below expanz iz water. It happen. Above expanz he call "sky". It get dark, then lite. nex day.

Invisible man can has water over here, no water over ther. It happen. Not water iz "land". Water iz "seas". Iz good.

Obviously, who has the time to rewrite the entire bible into something so befitting the obvious sense of humour meant for the book? Well nobody really, that's why it's a wiki. :-)