Blog /Jerry Falwell is Dead

May 15, 2007 19:56 +0000  |  Society & Culture 4

CBC confirmed it this afternoon. All around the world, it's as though every rational person is breathing lighter. The bigoted, racist, antagonist is dead, and as one person I spoke to today asked: "so where do you think he ended up?"

Can I have a Halleluiah?


16 May 2007, 3:26 p.m.  | 

Being the daughter of a half-assed Buddhist, I suspect Falwell will be reincarnated.

As a black Jewish gay man, of course.

16 May 2007, 9:33 p.m.  | 

more likely a black Jewish woman - he did say that women only have one purpose to serve their man...... which always amazed me - half of his audience was female! didn't one have a backbone??

17 May 2007, 3:46 p.m.  | 

I dunno, I always think there's *slightly* more stigma regarding gay men among those like him than there is regarding lesbians. Though either one would work, really. For all we know he already was a deep-in-the-closet hoe-moe-seck-shoo-ull.

23 May 2007, 1:12 a.m.  | 

Somewhere, Tinky Winky and Larry Flynt are dancing and snorting coke from a stripper's chest.

Meanwhile, Jerry Falwell is farking his mother in an outhouse located somewhere between the first and second level of hell (on the lavafront).

Who said that life wasn't ironic?

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