After Barcamp today, K-dot, Cas, Greg and I went out for food at The Cat's Meow for dinner (absolutely horrible pizza... I mean, their sauce stated like ketchup!). The conversation was good, and I finally got to meet Cas, which was pretty damn cool too. When the fooding was over however (thanks be to Cas and Greg who helped me with my ketchup-pizza), K-dot and Cas offered Greg and I free tickets to see Bill Maher's new flick: Religulous.

After a hurried commute (we had 30min to get from Granville Island to the Granville Cinema... further than it sounds) and a few wrong turns (I'm an idiot) we got there with 5min to spare and practically no seating available. Greg and I caught a pair of seats in the forward left corner and settled down for roughly two hours of hilarious flickage.

The gist of the movie is Maher's going from religious nut to religious nut, asking them rational questions about their irrational faith and then trying to get them to justify themselves. Peppered between funny stuff like comparing Santa Claus to Jesus, and the talking snake to Jack and the Beanstalk, he also interviews some rational believers (can you imagine a Vatican astronomer mocking fundamentalist Evangelicals? It's good stuff.) He then bookended his movie with serious notes about how the people who believe this stuff are the same people with access to very dangerous things and that it's about time that the rational among us stand up to this kind of sanctioned non-thinking, or we risk serious environmental and political repercussions... you know, that "end times" stuff the religious nuts are all excited about.

Great movie. I muchly recommend.

In the category of "our species is doomed", I offer the results of a science fair sponsored by a Baptist Church. This anti-science fair had a series of winners, among which was this gem:

2nd Place: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"

Jonathan Goode (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of science to support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets; biology shows that women were designed to carry un-born babies in their wombs and to feed born babies milk, making them the natural choice for child rearing; social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay; and exegetics shows that God created Eve as a companion for Adam, not as a co-worker.

Once again, Bill has sent me a link to something awesome. Faith Fighter is a Street-Fighter II style Flash game in which you choose your holy figure and work your way through the pantheon of the world's gods, kicking ass and taking names.

I picked Buddha and beat the hell out of God, Jesus, Muhammad, Budai, Ganesha and made my way to the top... a mystery opponent -- you'll just have to play to find out who it is.

As Bill said, "Play it now, before someone burns the server down".

A couple guys at work introduced me to this yesterday and I can't stop grinning at the pure blasphemy of it all. The LOLCat Bible is a wiki-based bible written entirely in the Lolcat language. Here's a sample of the first few versus that inspired the work:

In teh beginning, Invisible Man make univerz. Invisible Earth wuz invisible. Invisible Man say, "I can has light" Gots light. Light iz good, iz not dark. Invisible Man can has day and night. It be furst.

Invisible Man can has expanz. Below expanz iz water. It happen. Above expanz he call "sky". It get dark, then lite. nex day.

Invisible man can has water over here, no water over ther. It happen. Not water iz "land". Water iz "seas". Iz good.

Obviously, who has the time to rewrite the entire bible into something so befitting the obvious sense of humour meant for the book? Well nobody really, that's why it's a wiki. :-)