I found this on Randee's Facebook page and just had to share. Cancer's comment notwithstanding, most of these are pretty accurate. What do you think?

• Aries: "Okay, let's do it again!"
• Taurus: "I'm hungry--pass the pizza."
• Gemini: "Have you seen the remote?"
• Cancer: "When are we getting married?"
• Leo: "Wasn't I fantastic?"
• Virgo: "I need to wash the sheets."
• Libra: "I liked it if you liked it."
• Scorpio: "Perhaps I should untie you."
• Sagittarius: "Don't call me--I'll call you."
• Capricorn: "Do you have a business card?"
• Aquarius: "Now let's try it with our clothes off!"
• Pisces: "What did you say your name was again?"